![]() We chose not to include his iconic catchphrase, “Bite my shiny metal ass,” nor his second most commonly used word, “daffodil.” ![]() Every fan of Futurama know that you could make an extensive list of great Bender quotes, but we’ve narrowed it down to 20 of the best. He’s a foul mouthed criminal and party animal, but he’s also a robot, which makes him that much more funny and awesome. However, no character is more quotable than Bender Bending Rodriguez. Zapp Brannigan : Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.Futurama is a hilarious and incredibly quotable, show. Without his brain he’s become all quiet and helpful.Īmy : think cosmetic surgery is great! I used to be too cute, but then I had cuteness reduction surgery *here* and *here*.īender : He’s a loser he’s the lobster equivalent of Fry. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.įry : Poor Bender. If it’ll make you happy I’ll overthrow society.īender : I’m a fraud. Professor Farnsworth : If you kill anyone make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Zapp Brannigan : In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces. Leela : I always knew I’d die at the bottom of a pit, but a pit full of tar? Zapp Brannigan : If we can hit that bull’s-eye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Both our dreams came true.īender : If they put me on a stamp… tell them to use the young Bender. Hermes : Kudos, Bender! You got mangled and became a singer. Lurr : We will raise your planet’s temperature by one million degrees per day for five days unless…īender : Computer dating: it’s just like pimping except you rarely have to use the term ‘upside your head’.īender : Don’t talk like that tragic romances always have a happy ending. Morbo : Earthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering! We didn’t need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes, we just used a washing machine! Zapp Brannigan : Don’t be such a a chicken, Kif! Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on the ball.īender : If you want children beaten, you’ve got to do it yourself.įry : In my time we didn’t depend on high-tech gadgets like you do. Zapp Brannigan : Oh God, you’re killing me. Zoidberg : Scalpel… blood bucket… priest. Fast cars, trendy nightspots, beautiful women… the professor designed them all, working out of his tiny one-room apartment.īender : Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.īender :The cruelty of the old pharoah is a thing of the past! Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!ĭr. ![]() Leela : After fourteen years of graduate school Farnsworth settled into the glamorous life of a scientist. Professor Farnsworth : It’s funny, you live in the universe but you never do these things until someone comes to visit. For example, Amy: you’re cute, so I baked you a pony. You two fight to the death and I’ll cook the loser.īender : I personalized each of your meals. I’m not famous enough to get away with it.īender : That probulator really knows how to please a man.įry : I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling but it turns out it’s fixed, like boxing.īender : Problem solved. I prefer extortion the “x” makes it sound cool.īender : I can’t afford to keep running people over. And then, only in the mouth.īender : Blackmail’s such an ugly word. Oh… stupider.”įry : “Of all the parasites I’ve had over the years, these worms are among the best.”įry : I’m not a robot! I don’t like having discs crammed into me unless they’re Oreos. Leela : “You say that those brains are making everyone on Earth stupid. Zapp Brannigan : “Now that’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes.” I’m so excited I wish I could wet my pants!”īender : “Robots don’t have any emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad” Here you will find the quotes of many of the characters playing in the series, especially Zapp Brannigan and Bender. ![]() We listed best Futurama quotes from the show. ![]()
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